Booby gun

At dinner tonight DQ told us about 21 windows at the school that were shot by a booby gun. Storyteller interrupted with "No DQ! Not booby gun-- Beebee gun!" Which then sparked this rather hair raising story about how ST and a friend at school were shot at. I'm thinking that this must be a tale.

What I mean is the I believe the windows were shot out but I hope with all my heart that no one shot at any child at that school. And if it did happen I'm going to be one angry mother that the school officials didn't inform us.

Then the girls told us that someone started a fire near one of the entrances to the school. They said the police caught the perps. Again. I'm not sure whether this happened or not. If it did I hope it was while no one was at school. I am getting worried.

In today's world life is so scarry. If there were two incidents of vandalism at the school I worry about whether this is a pattern starting. If so it could mean that there is more to come? I hope the police certainly caught the perps. The girls said that it was a couple of 15 year olds.

I just want to close with the fact that I managed to not smile or laugh at DQ's booby gun. But I have to admit that I had all sorts of visions of what a booby gun might look like. Puts a whole different meaning on the lactating stripper. Get out of hand with me and I'll shot you with my booby gun. OH MY GOSH! Didn't one of the Mike Meyer's Austin Powers movies have female androids that had booby guns? I mean their breasts were machine guns? This certainly tickled my funny bone.